A: you know, last night, right before i went to bed, i thought about the fact that we're all gonna be down at your house (in chesapeake) in a few mos.
A: and you know what my last thought before i went to sleep was?
A: "oh, God. she's gonna talk to us soooooo much about richard nixon."
me: IF PPL KNEW THE HISTORY, WE WOULDN'T BE GOING THROUGH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.
me: if y'all are nice to me, i might show y'all a little bit of senate testimony.
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