while y'all are out here creating ideas that could actually happen...
i'd very much like a black-owned, affordable, week long adult summer camp.
emphasis on "black-owned" and "affordable."
maybe last night of camp.
it'd be a real camp guys.
not some velour-suit themed, quaalude-filled, forest orgy.
i hate y'all.
yes to all.
and while we're here, i wouldn't at all be opposed to it happening in maine, my favorite place in the whole world not called "tidewater."
camp accepts all.
i need to stress that this is legitimate camp.
STOP TRYING TO SMOKE OUT MY CAMP.
i'm the only rapper allowed at camp.
i love how dedicated y'all are to archery.
yes to all.
everybody who's ever been to camp knows the real magic......................
is in those crafts, tho.
no silicon valley style fake wellness bs.
we're doing chants.
we're playing kickball.
we're swimming in lakes where no animals crawl up your genitals.
ain't nobody wearing no racist, culturally-appropriating paint or paraphernalia.
you won't find the word "professional" on any of our source materials or advertising.
while Camp is an inclusive space, there remains a FIRM prohibition on douchebaggery.
"a little saditty but never shitty" will appear in latin beneath every cabin sigil.
what you sneak out to do at night is on you.
sneaking out is part of Camp.
so, i hear you....
and i will take it under advisement in the spirit of inclusivity.
i DO want you to rethink, however, whether uh....Camp....is, you know... for you. lol.
MY GIRL KNOWS WHAT'S UP!!!!
i've seen some of y'all's sad ass tweets and the piss-poor underbidding y'all throw up in response to posted hands.
seems to me we need to have a full on spades instructional session.
give you some life skills to take back home.
this is HELLA dope. what a GREAT idea.
gonna be honest...
probably only gonna be 2 air-conditioned spaces.......
and one of those is my office.......sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
black-owned adult sleep-away camp is gonna need HELLA insurance bonding.
lol. y'all wanna drink, get high, ride horses, and shoot arrows....
all of these tweets are just graduating levels of liability exposure.
i'm trying to do some walden pond type shit with y'all and y'all just wanna fuck on everything.
it is bringing me a PROFOUND sense of disquiet.
this idea has been alive for 17 minutes.
and y'all have already created Campsterdam.
This is why the fuck we can't have nice things.
THIS GUY GETS IT.
it's an adult camp.
theoretically, nothing CAN be mandatory b/c it's an adult camp.
i DO question why you'd want to spend real money on something you could cheaply do on your own on an idle saturday, though.
this is a good camp tweet.
my bae knows how we camp at Camp.
i, lowest of keys, want singing competitions.
of COURSE we can.
it's 2019, love.
if you want a maker space, you bet your ass we're getting a maker space.
the joy in my spirit when i saw "pottery" though--
i. LOVE. warm. fuzzies.
i love ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL of these things. this is going to be the best birthday EVER.
and talent shows.
knew i was forgetting something.
there will, of course, be firm limits on the number of singing and spoken word spots available.
as a matter of fact....
no more than 3 spoken word spots will be available.
i really appreciate both the recognition of this need, and the acceptance of vulnerability that surrounds it.
a "fearless" space for adult double dutch learners.
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