fooler initiative @metroadlib i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va. May. 09, 2019 1 min read

i order stuff from amazon allllllllllllllllll of the time.
and it always comes in a box that says "amazon."

but EVERY time i order a present for one of my parents--
WITH.
OUT.
FAIL.
the item arrives in a box detailing......
*exactly* what the fuck is inside.
lol.

mom: that box came the other day. i assume it's for me. thank you for my air fryer!!!
me: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

so, yeah.

i got my mama an air fryer for mother's day.

surprise.

also shout out to my father whose ONE JOB was to put the box in my room.

b/c it was definitely resting firmly on the landing, HELLA exposed.


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