i order stuff from amazon allllllllllllllllll of the time.
and it always comes in a box that says "amazon."
but EVERY time i order a present for one of my parents--
the item arrives in a box detailing......
*exactly* what the fuck is inside.
mom: that box came the other day. i assume it's for me. thank you for my air fryer!!!
me: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
also shout out to my father whose ONE JOB was to put the box in my room.
b/c it was definitely resting firmly on the landing, HELLA exposed.
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