A.R. Moxon (Julius Goat) @JuliusGoat Author of THE REVISIONARIES, coming 12/3/19 Pre-order: static.mhpbooks.com/the-revisionaries/ Newsletter: tinyletter.com/ARMoxon He/him Repped by @samroebuck Oct. 07, 2019 1 min read

If Pat Robertson or Donald Trump have ever had the mandate of heaven, then the mandate of heaven ain’t worth shit.

The last thing I expect to hear before I die is God whispering in my ear “Wow what an asshole that Pat Robertson was, am I wrong?”

God is the poor, the homeless, the imprisoned, the immigrant, the hungry and thirsty, which you’d know if you read the Bible, bubby.

Also: God is truth.

And the truth is this: Pat Robertson is a massive fuzzy bleached asshole.

I have this weird feeling that as a Trump guy you have the capacity to quickly and easily become comfortable with an extraordinary level of profanity.

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