Yeah, those kinda intentionally bad horror movies never capture what makes a sincere schlock horror work, and that lack of sincerity really shines through.
You want a good schlockfest? The Midnight Meat Train!
It stars Bradley Cooper as a photographer who stumbles across Vinny Jones plying his butcher trade on late night subway goers, and it... goes places. Features Ted Raimi's greatest scene of his career too.
Plus, it's called The Midnight Meat Train!
Why wouldn't you want to see a movie that is 100% trying to be a serious horror, and calls itself The Midnight Meat Train?
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