Janelle Shane+ Your Authors @JanelleCShane Research Scientist in optics. Plays with neural networks. Avid reader, writer, and player of Irish flute. she/her. wandering.shop/@janellecshane Jun. 02, 2018 1 min read + Your Authors

Here's a neural net-generated joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road? To screw in a light bulb.

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A star an alligator and because they are bees.

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because he doesn't have a birthday?

What's black and white and red all over?
They have the shovel!

What's brown and sticky?
A potato, on the space.

Why did the scarecrow get an award?
Because they have the one cheese.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because they know ..............

Why should you never trust an atom?
It doesn't scroom.

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