Steve Bullock @GuitarMoog Immigrant, Musician, Sound Engineer, SNP, ex-negotiator for UK in EU. Brother of @JuliaKayPotts. Supporter of @FinalSayForAll. Sep. 30, 2018 1 min read

Exclusive: initial planning for PM’s Brexit Britain Festival leaked:
-deport-a-foreigner tombola
-pin the blame on a remainer
-experts in stocks
-othering tent
-hate pavilion
-raffle with prizes including a months supply of insulin, basic food, or an exit visa
-Morris dancing 1/

-displays celebrating both of the UK’s home nations
-workshops on how to
-cook chlorinated chicken
-access private health care
-buy unregulated medicine on eBay
-spot a foreigner
-prove your English bloodline
-report people speaking foreign languages on busses
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-A culinary festival including scapegoat stew, hormone grown beef, and none of that garlic-laden foreign muck.
-innovative jam pagoda
-presentation of results of project to grow tea in Yorkshire.
-unveiling of plans for a bridge to New Zealand
-No cake.
3/

-Music will be “the frog chorus” on infinite repeat
-Festival ambassadors will be available throughout the grounds to assist you, or face benefit sanctions
-anyone complaining will be named as an enemy of the people
-attendance will be compulsory.
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