fooler initiative @metroadlib i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va. Mar. 12, 2019 1 min read

the guidance counselor at uncle jesse's wife's daughters' school was super concerned about the girls' admissions predicated on athletic performance since she was FULLY AWARE THAT NEITHER OF THEM HAD PARTICIPATED IN CREW.

so uncle jesse's wife got nervous b/c the girls had to fill out other college applications and she didn't know whether they should lie on ALL of them or just the one b/c she knew the guidance counselor was........doing her damned job.

they said their daughter was a coxswain.

remember the day i learned that word?


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