"Waffle House does not care how much you are worth, what you look like, where you are from, what your political beliefs are, or where you’ve been so long as you respect the unwritten rules of Waffle House ..."
" ... Be kind, be respectful, and don't overstay when others are waiting for a table." https://bittersoutherner.com/waffle-house-vistas …
For the record I like my hash browns scattered, smothered, covered, topped, & diced. Not chunked. Never chunked.
This piece is right on the money though. I've been to many, many Waffle Houses, at every time of day and night, in every stage of inebriation, and I was never once treated poorly or had anything less than a positive experience. Respect, @WaffleHouse.
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