fooler initiative @metroadlib i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va. Apr. 04, 2019 1 min read

my parents NEVER let me have a dog.

and you know what they were, don't you?


they were CO-rrect.

to be clear, I am good at roughly 7 things.

like *really* good at 7 things.

and one of them is being a dog owner.

but child me....

that would have been a *mis*take.

I probably *could* have benefitted from the exercise of loving and caring for something other than myself, though.

but I was an only child.

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