fooler initiative @metroadlib i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va. Apr. 09, 2019 1 min read

sitcoms were hard for me to really understand or *get* all the way when i was a kid.
i always felt the humor was moving past me.
i loved SNL, but even back then i was acutely aware of my missing most of the jokes.

but a nighttime soap?
bite-sized me was PRESENT and ACCOUNTED for

knots landing.
falcon crest.
any cbs miniseries.

oh. i was 7 years old and READY.

*knew* i was missing one.
you could not TELL me my first child wasn't gonna be named "Colby."

you could NOT tell me.

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