fooler initiative @metroadlib i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va. Apr. 13, 2019 1 min read

y'all know melissa etheridge has a DOCUMENTED history of stealing everyone's girl, right?


susan better climb into that boat.

and if you read even ONE set of lyrics, you'd know why.

i'm not even sure you should stare directly into melissa etheridge's eyes all the way.

not unless you're tryina abandon life as you know it and run away into the velvet black night with her.

a good rule of thumb is probably to avoid all well-read/spoken ppl w/throaty voices and acoustic guitars.

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