It’s been a little while since I’ve reminded people I’ve written a book and I think it’s pretty hecking good and you can preorder it now.
And people like to ask me what it’s about, and I like to answer thus:
And people like to ask me about pre-ordering and why someone would do that, and I like to reply thusly:
If you don’t want to read that whole thread, here’s the short: if you like my writing and would like to see me do that even more, the best way to help is pre-ordering my book.
If you hate my writing and would like to see me do less, I’m confused why you’re reading this.
And if you want to support independent book sellers (and you really should want to do that), I recommend pre-ordering from them, thusly:
If you order, tell me! So I can thank you for being so friendly!
In return I will select a bespoke GIF of joy, just for you, and embed it in a tweet, using technology.
And if you don’t have preorder money, or you just like libraries—libraries are good too!
Libraries! They are so good! They’re even better (though only slightly so) than asking them to stock my book.
Finally, if you are interested in following along with my journey toward publication, and other info about me, my book, and my writing, just DM me your email and I’ll add you to my (mostly) twice-a-month newsletter.
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