fooler initiative @metroadlib i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va. Apr. 22, 2019 2 min read

*exhales deeply*
*crosses fingers*

don't let anybody i love die.
don't let anybody i love die.
don't let anybody i love die.
don't let anybody i love die.
don't let anybody i love die.
don't let anybody i love die.
don't let anybody i love die.
don't let anybody i love die.
#GOT

jaime is having a ROUGH day.

bran is all in the corner like, "and *let's* not forget the small matter of me in this motherfucking chair."

if bran doesn't stop with these eye-fucks.

i worry that my flirting style is..............................
maybe a lot like arya's.

lol.

she's like....15.

bran talks in solange and i swear i just....

lol...

i cannot.

I SEE YOU, PODRICK.

I SEE YOU, PODRICK.

listen.
i don't know what's up with jaime and brienne, but i know that it is sexy as every last one of the damns.

and they're both so haggard and dirty and weathered.
but in a sexy way.

daenerys is out here letting the world know she loves a man who stands a strong 5'9 inches tall w/ALL her heart.

and we're out here just watching this consanguineous shit unfold.

THE REDEMPTION OF THEON.

I TOLD Y'ALL I WAS HERE FOR IT!!!!!

I TOLD Y'ALL I WAS HERE FOR IT!!!!!

AND ON RESURRECTION SUNDAY!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS, THEON.
CHANGE YOUR NARRATIVE, BROTHER.
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.

the series should just end now.

with everybody happy and alive and in love and reunited at winterfell.

i'm totally fine with that.

goddamnit, theon.

goddamnit, theon.

subtle, jon snow.

subtle.

brienne really does have all the honeys now!!!!

"brienne the beauty" unironically!!!! heyooooooooooo.

tormund and this story................

imminent death is making ALL these mfs soft.

and i.
am.
for.
it.

arya..........................

arya.......................

what you doin', girl?

ARYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tormund said "i'd knight you ten times over" and i felt it in my pelvic floor.

foreplay is *so* weird in westeros.

I'M NOT CRYING.

lyanna mormont is a *goddess*.
i'd follow that pint-sized human to the ends of the earth.

tyrion didn't have anyone to sing b/c y'all shamed ed sheeran that one time.

fam.

my whole heart, right now.

too much.

too much.

you already to know they're gonna play this sad ass celtic woman ass shit as our favorites lie slain on the battlefield, next week.

i.
am.
sick.

listen.
all of this is almost over.
i need to say something that i've been holding inside for a while.
i need to get it off of my chest.
it's weighing me down, and i just need to say it and deal with y'all's condemnation.

*deep breath*

i want sansa to be with jon.

LISTEN....
IT SOLVES ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS..........DOESN'T IT??!?

and what?
they're cousins?
pshhhhhhhhhhhh....

in sibling-fucking westeros that makes them practically strangers.

i knew y'all'd get all naysay about it.

don't come crying to me when y'all's aryan targaryan lights him up from jealousy.

*literally*

LOL,

lot of angry ppl in my mentions about my sansa/jon tweet.

what show have y'all been watching?
what books have y'all been reading?

right now, jon snow is currently fucking..................his. aunt.
relax.

i vowed to never go back through these books, but i kinda think i need to take "a storm of swords" for another run.
it's been a long, long time.

lol.

let me mute this thread.


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