fooler initiative @metroadlib i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va. Apr. 25, 2019 1 min read

i know you ppl hate cantaloupe--
just like you hate foreplay and anita baker and anything else that's really quite nice--
but i happen to love cantaloupe.
and the other things i listed.
and the batch i've just bought tastes like nail polish remover.
so...
you know-
if i die...

tell them to smell the cantaloupe.

lol....

"tell them to smell the cantaloupe" sounds like the best euphemism ever.


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