i know you ppl hate cantaloupe--
just like you hate foreplay and anita baker and anything else that's really quite nice--
but i happen to love cantaloupe.
and the other things i listed.
and the batch i've just bought tastes like nail polish remover.
if i die...
tell them to smell the cantaloupe.
"tell them to smell the cantaloupe" sounds like the best euphemism ever.
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