Janelle Shane+ Your Authors @JanelleCShane Research Scientist in optics. Plays with neural networks. Avid reader, writer, and player of Irish flute. she/her. wandering.shop/@janellecshane Apr. 27, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

I can't decide which I like better - the glowing steak or the spell whose entire description is just NO,NO,NO

Ooh or the "double-bladed, double-barreled, multi-woven, double-swivelled, quadrupedal bow"

As far as I can tell, the effect of this spell is that your hands fill with sleepy earthworms... forever?

The title of this one says Hound, but in reality you get a raven that has ABSOLUTELY HAD IT

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