Finger on the pulse.
CONFESSION: I have been a misleading bro, this story comes from waaay back in (checks tattoos scrawled on my body in the mirror) 11 months ago.
Clearly no longer relevant.
You, foolish: Hey I know we are easily distracted by a constantly changing news cycle, but bringing up a story older than last week isn’t actually misleading or false, it’s just memory.
Me, extraordinarily serious: We Need to Talk About Attention-Span Bros
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