A.R. Moxon (Julius Goat) @JuliusGoat Novelist—THE REVISIONARIES coming 12/3/19 tinyurl.com/yxkldcx7 Newsletter: tinyletter.com/ARMoxon Blog: armoxon.com/ He/him Apr. 28, 2019 1 min read

Hey it's me, Swing Voter, I value civility and open-mindedness and likability more than anything else, so if the Democratic candidate doesn't exhibit enough of those qualities to meet my liking, I will vote for literally the biggest lying piece of bigoted shit in the world.

Shout out to everyone who is responding to this tweet as if it’s what I literally believe.

I mean “Moron” was just sitting right there.

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