fooler initiative @metroadlib i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va. Apr. 28, 2019 1 min read

i've only had like *one* sex dream about a friend who i didn't view sexually.
like, i'd never thought of her that way at all.
and it was EXTREMELY real.....
and i DID tell her. but i WASN'T being fresh. lol. it had just made me feel so uncomfortable.

and, in fairness, i blame this old picture of her that our friend had dug up....
it was from before we knew her, when she was kind of this androgynous bob dylan-looking cool ass lacrosse player smoking a cigarette and leaning up against a wall.

the photo fucked me all up and cemented this whole other vision of her in my head that was different from the kinda boho/hippie mother of 3 image she's otherwise presented.

naturally, i wanted to have sex w/the chick in the photo.
b/c i'm human.

lol. SHE was delighted.

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