"Why this harmless thing you like actually sucks" is sure a popular take on the internet today.
Everybody's going on and on about how great Spring is, what with all the new blossoms, sunlight, and warm breezes. Actually all of you are stupid and Spring sucks. (1/274)
Just kidding, I don't actually have season takes. Here in Seattle we only have two seasons:
1. Grey, cloudy, between 45 and 55 degrees.
2. Summer (August 15 - September 15)
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