The Onion @TheOnion America's Finest News Source. Apr. 30, 2019 1 min read

A Guide To The Best Weapons In ‘FIFA 19’  https://trib.al/zd96wMO 

Bolt-Action Sniper Rifle: Available mostly in the loot crates dropped around the field, this is the best weapon for scoring head shots from almost any range.  https://trib.al/zd96wMO 

Pele’s Sword: The long, two-handed blade can bust through walls and deal up to 40 damage points to your enemies.  https://trib.al/zd96wMO 

Ball: It may be a bit basic, but any good FIFA player knows you don’t leave home without it. The ball’s accuracy and rate of fire is mediocre at best, but it’s brutal at close range and doesn’t run out of ammo. Plus, you need it to score a goal.  https://trib.al/zd96wMO 


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