Eric Garland+ Your Authors @ericgarland Intelligence analyst and advisor to CEOs and governments. I break down global events into clear narratives and appropriate profanity. May. 02, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors


Anacaona oí tú voz, como lloró cuando gimío
Anacaona oí la voz de tu angustiado corazón
Tu libertad nunca llegó! 

Qué bonita bandera
Qué bonito estado 51 de los Estados Unidos 

Para mi querido pueblo puertorriqueño, ignore al mafioso de Queens y comprenda que la América real lo ama y lo abraza, entiende cómo ha luchado en nuestras guerras, es una parte apreciada de nuestra cultura compartida y que usted es tan Americana como todos nosotros.

And sorry about the Wall Street mierda. We're working on it. And that hurricane mierda...long story. But it'll come out. Just remember Ray Barretto, who told you how tough you are. Ya tú sabes. 😎 

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