fooler initiative @metroadlib i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va. May. 04, 2019 1 min read

sometimes my mother says things to shock me......
other times she says wild things to see my reaction and test the waters........
what's terrifying is when i can't distinguish between the two.

tonight's example of this--

an announcement of her intent to procure a prescription from her doctor........

for reefer.

me: .......have we entered this chapter?
mom: it's for my arthritis.
me: oh, i'm so sure.
mom: i've done my research.
me: have you? have you done your research?
mom: yes. and there's a store in virginia beach...
me: mmmhmm...
mom: it sells herbs.
me: oh, i'll just bet it does.

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