Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane Research Scientist in optics. Plays with neural networks. Avid reader, writer, and player of Irish flute. she/her. wandering.shop/@janellecshane May. 10, 2019 1 min read

The opposite of a microwave is not a refrigerator. It's a small striped pebble with luxuriously long eyelashes.

I'm using  http://ganbreeder.app  to answer the pressing questions of our age. Thanks @Phantrosity for the inspiration.  https://aiweirdness.com/post/184781529122/what-is-the-opposite-of-guacamole 

thread of opposites here:

the opposite of a seashore is a spider monkey eating a strawberry popsicle in a fancy gold-rimmed pot

the opposite of a beagle is a maximum-security birdhouse

the opposite of an artichoke is a lighthouse being attacked by sea monsters

the opposite of a feather boa is this rock squinting into the sun

the opposite of a banana is a confused musk ox in an office park

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