Amelia @AmeliaLKD Writer & Narrative Designer for games, interactive novels, fiction, comics / she & her / @Chaptersgame @resolutiongame @NEATcorp #BudgetCutsGame / 🇬🇧 🇸🇪 May. 12, 2019 1 min read

*sighs deeply*
GAME OF THRONES MEN AS SANDWICHES: A THREAD

Jorah Mormont - Ham & Cheese

A classic blend of flavors
Golden tones with a little skin
Dependable
Always there for you if you’re stuck for choice
A l w a y s

Jaime Lannister - BLT

Popular
Rugged, yet classy
Something for everyone
Probably bad 4 u
Looks tempting but actually a bit limp and disappointing

Jon Snow - Just bread

Sad
Lonely
White
Add literally anything else for it to be interesting

Euron Greyjoy - Egg Mayo

Sour and unusual
Cheap
Everyone at the party hates it apart from that one person
(That one person is Cersei)

Tormund Giantsbane - Reuben

MEATY
FILLING
A BIG RED BOI
I’M REALLY HUNGRY FOR H̶I̶S̶ THIS SANDWICH

Sam Tarly - Smoked salmon and cream cheese

Doughy
Many layers
Extremely soft
Handle with care

Tyrion Lannister - Cheese and pickle

Classic
British
Bitter, yet a little sweet
The pickle is probably big, let's face it
A sandwich we can all root for

Sandor Clegane - Grilled Cheese

Reliable
Rustic yet comforting
A bit melted
Crunchy outside, soft inside

Khal Drogo - Ice Cream Sandwich

Sexy
Calorific
Gives u the chills
Do it 4 the gram

Lord Varys - Hoisin Duck

Tangy
Fresh
Colonial
Went Abroad Once And Now Knows Everything, Apparently

Grey Worm - Tuna Mayo

Tasty
Humble
Actually really nice
Criminally underappreciated, basically

Joffrey Baratheon - Pickled Herring Sandwich

Fishy
Overdressed
Cold and unpleasant
Delusions of grandeur

Oberyn Martell - Shrimp salsa

Progressive
S P I C Y
Unusual and moreish
Your tongue will hang out

and FINALLY. The Knight King - Christmas Turkey, Stuffing & Cranberry

Seasonal
Every wintertime, I swear to god
Inexplicably just THERE
Served cold
No-one really knows how it was made but whoop there it is

and now I rest

#gameofthrones


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