Uuuugh just fix the damn subway
Irritated that all these candidates are distracting attention from Eric Swalwell.
And yes, to make this snarky joke, I had to use google: "white guy presidential candidate, no the other one, maybe eric i think"
Is there a white guy named "Steve" running for president yet? Seems like there would be by now.
Aaaaand now this snarky joke was ruined because I forgot there actually IS a white guy named Steve running for president. I should have learned my lesson about trying to parody this absurd timeline we inhabit.
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