David Roberts+ Your Authors @drvox Seattleite transplanted from Tennessee; now blogging for vox.com/ about energy politics. Climate hawk, deficit dove. Not a doctor. May. 15, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

Uuuugh just fix the damn subway

Irritated that all these candidates are distracting attention from Eric Swalwell.

And yes, to make this snarky joke, I had to use google: "white guy presidential candidate, no the other one, maybe eric i think"

Is there a white guy named "Steve" running for president yet? Seems like there would be by now.

Aaaaand now this snarky joke was ruined because I forgot there actually IS a white guy named Steve running for president. I should have learned my lesson about trying to parody this absurd timeline we inhabit.

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