Eric Garland+ Your Authors @ericgarland Intelligence analyst and advisor to CEOs and governments. I break down global events into clear narratives and appropriate profanity. May. 21, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

"We're part of the same conspiracy as Eric Greitens, Steve Stenger is proffering, Ashcroft is a FARA agent, I am doomed."

"I know exactly why Michael Goguen from Sequoia capital would give a former Dem $1 million, and St. Louis will be our downfall."

"I would so much rather discuss wedge issues than Mike Pence's chief of staff's advertising buys in Missouri or dark money. Oh God. I will end up like Manafort!"

"Wait, has someone figured out the Connecticut Patriacha launders money through St. Louis casinos? HAAAALP! TALK ABOUT FEEETUSES!"


Hey @JaySekulow, where's the demarcation line of territory between Chicago Outfit and Dixie Mob for meth? Kentucky? Arkansas? Ozarks?

Can you ask KellyAnne?

Hey, @JaySekulow and heck @RudyGiuliani, do you think Stenger is going 5(k)1 proffer or Rule 35?

He's a young man. Whaddya think? 😊🖕


"Atypical" wha? @JaySekulow 

Thoughts on Pat Robertson and diamond mining in Africa, @JaySekulow?

You ought have a couple. 

Also, any ties to SCOTUS for people who got credit cards mysteriously paid off?

Jus' curious.

You can follow @ericgarland.


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