Yashar Ali 🐘+ Your Authors @yashar New York Magazine/HuffPost Contributor Email: [email protected] Direct Messages Open Text/Call/Signal/Confide/WhatsApp: 310-795-2497. Agents: UTA May. 22, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

If you work at the NY Post and know who the fish microwaver is, please DM me. I can promise confidentiality.

2. Can't wait for people to respond to the tweet above with stuff like "wow Yashar, I can't believe you're trying to ruins someone life," or "Do better!"

lmao

3. Do not DM me with the person's name....this is a joke!


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