Kevin M. Kruse @KevinMKruse Historian. Author/editor of White Flight; The New Suburban History; Spaces of the Modern City; Fog of War; One Nation Under God; Fault Lines. May. 24, 2019 1 min read

Sure, why not.

President Donald J. Trump is Governor William J. Lepetomane

Vice President Mike Pence is Elderly Woman

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is Mongo

Secretary of the Treasury Steve Mnuchin is Boris

(Acting) Secretary of Defense Patrick Shanahan is Reverend Johnson

Attorney General William Barr is Buddy Bizarre

Secretary of the Interior David Bernhardt is Olson Johnson

Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue is Hedley Lamarr

Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross is Dr. Sam Johnson

Secretary of Health and Human Services Alex Azar is Harriet Johnson

Secretary of Energy Rick Perry is Lyle

National Security Adviser John Bolton is Gabby Johnson

Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is Taggart

And, last but not least ...

Stephen Miller and Steve Bannon are posse members


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