Eric Garland+ Your Authors @ericgarland Intelligence analyst and advisor to CEOs and governments. I break down global events into clear narratives and appropriate profanity. May. 24, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

Gym, I see your thread and raise you a THREAD.

1/7 You have a juris doctorate and don't know that "presidential obstruction" doesn't exist, moron.

2/7 All crimes happen in the past, not the present or future, which an attorney should know.

And politicians do POLITICS. Such as making sure Mobsters don't become president on behalf of foreign organized crime.

3/7 #FTFY

-GOP money laundering
-Projection to cover up Mob gun running
-Letting China direct the energy sector for your Mob bosses
-Covering up Russian intel Op
-Being bitches for the Russian Mob


-Tax evasion
-MORE RICO with international money laundering, fraud, and much more


You're in the government, you mouth-breather.


If you're so opposed to secrets, show Adam Schiff the unredacted Mueller Report. Trump is, after all, very transparent.


We could do those things, but you are all owned by foreign Mobsters because they know about your various unspeakable crimes, Gym.

Thanks for this bipartisan thread! Now, did you by chance ride a horse into town today? 😀 </>

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