Eric Garland @ericgarland Strategic intelligence analyst. Want to learn more about Trump-Russia? Check out Game Theory Today. www.ericgarland.co/game-theory-today-twitter/ May. 27, 2019 1 min read

Since the media has the mask off entirely and is doing straight-up glamour PR for criminals, I'd like to take a shot at the genre.

18 U.S.C. § 1956 - Laundering of monetary instruments. Mmmmmmm.

18 U.S. Code CHAPTER 96— RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS. Ooooohhhhhhhh.

18 U.S. Code CHAPTER 37— ESPIONAGE AND CENSORSHIP

The sexy new life of 18 U.S. Code § 951. Agents of foreign governments. 💋💋💋

Check out the existential crisis of 26 U.S. Code § 7201. Attempt to evade or defeat tax.

Having lost friends but persevered in Trumpworld, this the secret life of 52 U.S. Code § 30121 - Contributions and donations by foreign nationals.

Often forgotten, but never losing an ounce of its appeal, we go back and look at 18 U.S. Code § 1343. Fraud by wire, radio, or television.

You may not have realized that something this sexy is actually in your own local Federal district court. 18 U.S. Code § 1346. Definition of “scheme or artifice to defraud.” Hubba hubba!

You may be shocked by the alluring, seductive side of 18 U.S. Code CHAPTER 31— EMBEZZLEMENT AND THEFT...all of it, baby. 😍

You had a crush on her in the 1970s, but she's still as sexy as ever: 22 U.S. Code § 611- Foreign Agents Registration Act

Full credit - I bit this style from the Notorious SDD.


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