Don’t mind me, Biggie, I’m just handing out beef sticks for evening snacks.
Don’t worry, Colbert got a beef stick too.
Here I thought my meat sticks were special and then my friend Owen the taxidermist showed up with a truck full of fish and venison and we did a Meat Parade, which is when we drive around and someone rides in the truck and tosses each dog, like, half a beaver.
This is an excellent night to be a sled dog, is all I’m saying.
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