Charity Majors @mipsytipsy CTO @honeycombio, ex-Parse, Facebook, Linden Lab; cowrote Database Reliability Engineering; loves whiskey, rainbows. I test in production and so do you. 🌈🖤 Jun. 12, 2019 1 min read

Last night -- took 4 hours to find my airbnb, which I was locked out of; another 2 he til I got in (at 5:30a)

This morning -- locked in the cement basement for an hour w no signal

... San Jose hates me, your honor, and that's why I'm late for author signing @velocityconf 😩

let's not even get into last night, where I ended up in a hotel where I picked up my keys from a bulletproof glass window facing the street, and high tailed it home at 3 am after realizing my neighbor was... entertaining visitors, and her pimp outside kept calling to me #sanjose

(that's not even why I went home, actually... went home because there was no AC, and heeeeell no)

Anyway, my book signing will be during my ask the experts session. It's better this way. I'll have some unicorn cover stickers here by then. #VelocityConf


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