Yashar Ali 🐘+ Your Authors @yashar New York Magazine/HuffPost Contributor Email: [email protected] Direct Messages Open Text/Call/Signal/Confide/WhatsApp: 310-795-2497. Agents: UTA Jun. 27, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

How the hell is it Thursday

I refuse to accept that Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have a 19-year-old daughter and a 15-year-old son.

They are both in their mid 30s and couldn’t possibly have children that age. I will not accept any other answer as it will only make me feel old.

3. When people don’t get the point of my tweet. I know they’re in their mid 40s but I refuse to accept it!!! 😡

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