Louise Mensch @LouiseMensch "Unhinged British witch" "a textbook succubus"- Russian Insider “The Lizzie Borden of the Internet” - GCHQ (according to Randy Credico) Jul. 10, 2019 1 min read

Transcript: Italian Far-Right-Russia Oil Deal Meeting

- in which @RussianEmbassy prove how hard they suck at spying. Open discussions in a bloody hotel!

In English! :)  https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/buzzfeednews/transcript-lega-russia-oil-deal-meeting 

GCHQ and NSA are wetting themselves laughing. Honestly if this is what passes as “spying” in Russia anyone can do it @KremlinRussia_E

Doesn’t Vlad fancy himself a spymaster?

This is an epic disaster for Russia “we can also use WhatsApp”

“We already talked about it Sasha! Don’t go off script!”


Wouldn’t like to be Intesa

Got to ask @marcorubio @BenSasse @SenatorCollins are you happy to see @POTUS praised by Russia as a far-right leader? Is that OK with you? #ImpeachTrump

“Yuri gave up smoking after 13 years. In one day. But now he start again.

“We stop smoking and we start going with the girls.”

...His wife will be glad”

Even @robreiner could not write funnier dialogue

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