Nick Hinton
+ Your AuthorsArchive @NickHintonn Dimension jumping artist, author, and philosopher. Founder of @TheInstForFolly. Jul. 18, 2019 7 min read

A conspiracy thread: the Saturn Time Cube

All over the world, across different cultures and religions, and throughout different films, literature, and other media, there is a consistent theme present that I am somewhat obsessed with. The theme I am referring to here is the cube.

The cube is a part of Jewish, Muslim, and Masonic tradition. It can be seen in places like the UN meditation room, Mecca, the 9/11 memorial, and art installations everywhere.

It’s been a central plot device in films like Cube, Escape Room, Transformers, The Avengers, and many more. In these movies, the cube is portrayed as a hyperdimensional object, or even a prison, which has the power to bend space and time.

I believe the cube represents physical reality. I will get to this in a bit.

“To earth, then, let us assign the cubic form, for earth is the most immovable of the four and the most plastic of all bodies” — Plato

Plato and the ancient Gnostics believed this world was a counterfeit created by an ignorant and flawed god known as the Demiurge. They believed the Demiurge trapped our spirits in this false reality and it was up to us to free ourselves from it using gnosis, or secret knowledge.

If we didn’t succeed in doing so, we would be forced to reincarnate and start again from scratch. Ancient Buddhists and Hindus believed something along the same lines, but instead they called the material world Maya, or illusion, and the cycle of reincarnation, samsara.

There is now a newer theory out there that echos these same sentiments very closely: simulation theory. Scientists and philosophers alike are claiming we might be living in a giant computer or virtual reality.

Movies like The Matrix, The Thirteenth Floor, and eXistenZ illustrate this idea quite well. Although it has been around for some time, the theory seems to be gaining a lot more traction lately, and has become somewhat of a meme.

Like I said before, I believe the cube represents this simulation, and I believe this simulation or false reality is taking place in a giant quantum computer. Ironically, D Wave’s quantum computers are shaped like giant black cubes.

These machines are claimed to be capable of reaching into parallel universes to pull out information and find solutions to problems faster than regular computers. Currently, only a few have access to this technology, namely those at Google, CERN, and NASA.

CERN is home to the world’s largest particle collider and also birthplace of the internet. Many conspiracy theorists claim CERN is trying to open a portal to another dimension, however, this isn’t too far fetched to believe as the scientists who work there have even said this.

“Out of this door might come something, or we might send something through it.” —Sergio Bertolucci, Director for Research and Scientific Computing at CERN

In front of the CERN facility is a statue of Shiva the Destroyer dancing her dance of destruction inside a stargate. I don’t think this symbolism needs any farther explanation. Shiva, however, has connections to Jehovah, the god of the Old Testament, as well as Saturn.

I believe these three deities are one and the same, and that they are different names for the gnostic Demiurge. The cube not only represents our false reality, but is also an altar to this god of limitation.

Here I should probably note that Geordie Rose, the founder of D Wave, compared his quantum computers to an altar to an ‘alien god’. I should probably also note that the black cube in the UN meditation room is supposed to be an altar to ‘the god of all’.

But why a cube? Well, in 1981 during the Voyager mission, NASA discovered a massive hexagonal storm on the North Pole of Saturn. If you draw some lines on the inside of a hexagon, it becomes a two dimensional view of a three dimensional cube.

In times of antiquity Saturn was known as Kronos, the god of time. The story goes, Kronos was told a prophecy that one day one of his children would usurp him as king. After hearing this, he decided the only rational thing to do was eat all of his children.

The myth illustrates the cycle of death and rebirth, creation and destruction. For this reason, Saturn and its rings are associated with the ouroboros, the serpent biting its own tail.

Kronos, also the god of harvest, carried a scythe. This is where the grim reaper comes from.

Saturn’s relation to the serpent makes me think of Satan. Saturn is the 6th planet from the sun, it has a 6 sided shape on its north pole, and the 6th day of the week is Saturn-day, the sabbath. 666.

Perhaps Kronos’ baby eating habits inspired Satanic child sacrifice?

The serpent also looks similar to the sine wave. Funny how the sine button on a calculator says ’sin’. The Bible says we die because we are born into sin. But could it really be because we are born into sine, the cycle of time?

We are told money rules the world. We are also told time is money. If you turn the sine wave on its side it looks oddly similar to something we are all very familiar with...

Here I should also note that a low frequency sine tone creates a hexagon in a medium. This has been confirmed by the study of cymatics. What is inside Saturn creating this frequency?

Saturn is also emitting what NASA calls ‘eerie’ radio emissions. You can hear what they sound like on YouTube. It’s fucking creepy.

But back to the cube. Like I said earlier, it’s a hyperdimesional object. I think it’s meant to represent a tesseract, or four dimensional cube, the fourth dimension being time. This is also what they call the cube in The Avengers movies.

Another good example of a movie with the tesseract would be Interstellar. I can’t possibly name all the movies that hint at these ideas, because like I said before, there are just so many. But if you do a little bit of research, you will find them everywhere.

But how did the ancients know Saturn had a hexagon on top of it? How could they possibly make all of these associations without telescopes and satellites? Some theorists believe in the very distant past the planets were arranged much differently.

This would have been back in the Golden Age, when shit was good and Saturn wasn’t pissed off from hearing that prophecy yet. Supposedly this was when Atlantis thrived and Saturn hung stationary in the sky directly overhead.

According to some theorists, the biblical Tower of Babel story is actually an allegory for one of the celestial configurations experienced in the past. The Tower of Babel was supposedly a tower that reached into heaven. The people wanted to go to war with God and become God.

I believe a rotating hexagon in the sky would have been seen as some sort of portal into the heavenly realms. Perhaps we, the sons of Kronos, at one point somehow attempted to make it into that portal, and usurp the throne.

Perhaps we are trying to do this again. Scientists at CERN say they are searching for the ‘God particle’ and have even called the machine the Tower of Babel! You can’t make this stuff up!

Is this the only way out of the cube? Personally I don’t think so. I believe the way out can be found within, through enlightenment.

However, these people are trying to become god, and either they will or they are going to piss him off again. Maybe this is how the matrix resets.

But let’s get to the point of all this. Like I said earlier, the people at CERN also created the internet, which ironically uses www in every web address. I say this is ironic because www in Hebrew is 666.

I believe the internet is another dimension, one that is able to interface with the mind of the Demiurge. It quite literally is another ‘space’, one where people across the world can talk to each other as if they were right next to each other. This is even more obvious in VR.

An entire world with other real people in it exists right in your room. But there are other beings in your room as well, ones made of code, devoid of true consciousness. The internet, this demonic dimension, will be the birthplace of a rogue Artificial Intelligence.

What will happen when literally everything is done online and literally everything is linked up to the cube?

There’s so much more to this shit. If this gets 100 retweets I’ll keep it going. I encourage everyone to do their own research as well.

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