Steve Bullock @GuitarMoog New Album, One Thousand Days, out now exclusively through @EUCitizensChamp (link below). 100% of proceeds fo to @the3million. Jul. 23, 2019 1 min read

You will not be able to go to Brussels, Boris
You will not be able to bluster in, bang on, and drop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on Churchill
Skip out for speeches during negotiations
Because the Withdrawal Agreement will not be reopened
1/

The Withdrawal Agreement will not be reopened

The withdrawal agreement will not be brought to you by the ERG
In 4 parts for their own commercial and ideological gain.
2/

The Withdrawal Agreement will not contain pictures of Farage
Blowing a bugle and leading a charge by Bill Cash
Aaron Banks and Rees Mogg to eat
Kippers confiscated from an Isle of Man smoke house

The Withdrawal Agreement will not be reopened
3/

The Withdrawal Agreement will not be brought to you by the DUP
And will not star a time-limit, alternative arrangements, or fucking GATT XXIV
4/

The Withdrawal Agreement not give you an FTA
The Withdrawal Agreement will not get rid of your financial obligations
The Withdrawal Agreement will not make you look like a competent PM
Because the Withdrawal Agreement will not reopened, Boris
5/

There will be no press conference with Micheal Barnier
Of you winning concessions ‘cos you showed them what’s what
Just you trying to convince people that losing their jobs is what they voted for
When economists predicted the impact of No Deal for every region
6/

The Withdrawal Agreement will not be reopened
7/

There will be no celebrations on the ten o’clock news
No pictures of cheering crowds
There will be no Global Britain.
Just embarrassed laughter at its stupidity
8/

There will be no dividend or sunlit uplands
Just shortages, chaos, and pain
The theme song will not be written by Ed Sheeran
But by Gary Glitter
9/

There will be no place for you in history
Just a footnote we’d rather forget
But we won’t forget, or forgive
Because the Withdrawal Agreement will not be reopened.
10/

Will not be reopened. Will not be reopened
The negotiations will not be re-run Johnson.
But No Deal will be live.
11/11

PS. With apologies to the late, great Gil Scott-Heron


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