Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar New York Magazine/HuffPost Contributor Email: [email protected] Direct Messages Open Text/Call/Signal/Confide/WhatsApp: 310-795-2497. Agents: UTA Jul. 28, 2019 1 min read

Me waving goodbye to my ex-boyfriends who naively believe that we're parting on good terms and meanwhile i'm quietly planning their destruction.

2. Me saying goodbye to my sanity as I realize there are 15 months left in this election cycle.

3. Me staying positive even though I know a relationship is on the brink of ending because we're at his parents house and his dad just got a new grill and wants to show it off.

4. Me after I stopped lying to myself and came out of the closet.

5. Me eating a burger with tomato because a guy I have a crush on made it for me

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