It seems that I have won an award. Thanks, @sejorg! https://www.sej.org/winners-sej-18th-annual-awards-reporting-environment#beat-large …
I told my teen boys that, from now on, when they mention me to their friends or teachers, they have to refer to me as "my award-winning father." This prompted an outbreak of vigorous, high-spirited mockery that shows no signs of abating a half-hour later.
Winding my teens up is my favorite activity these days. They especially love it when I try to floss.
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