Eric Garland+ Your Authors @ericgarland Intelligence analyst and advisor to CEOs and governments. I break down global events into clear narratives and appropriate profanity. Aug. 05, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

Sorry, Mr. Trump, but we'll be talking about obstruction of justice, conspiracy with enemies of democracy, your plots to give the Bonesaw Mafia nukes this week. Not your suggested topics.

We've known your racism for forty years, your indifference to death since your chipper interviews on 9/11. Nothing new there.

But Mr. Trump, your considered attempts to arm architects of terrorism? That will be new to people. It's coming out.

No new victim of atrocity will escape our thoughts. But our words will be about Jeffrey Epstein. Ghislaine Maxwell. Ehud Barak. Bibi Netanyahu. Your rotten son-in-law. Ivanka's counterintelligence investigation.

We will keep discussing Mike Flynn and the Turks. Giuliani and Mukasey and Turkey's money laundering Halkbank. Erdogan.

Unregistered FARA agents. Qatar. That General in Libya. 1MDB. Russia and the NRA and Butina.

We know that the financial crimes of the last 20-40 years still need investigating, revelation. So don't both with KellyAnne's tweets. FinCEN never sleeps.

We all saw Bernie Madoff try to get a better deal. There's a reason that his name pops up just as so many conspiracies come to the fore.

That's what we'll be discussing. Not your thoughts on rappers held on charges in Sweden, nor your intentional misspellings.

We're onto you.

We all see how many Republicans are suddenly retiring, as well as AOC's chief of staff.

We'll be discussing unfriendly FBI interviews much more than your sexism. So much more fun. So save your anti-Tulsi tweets, or whatever lame thing you come up with.

You can follow @ericgarland.


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