Thread: Black Sandwiches, Ranked.
10. Government Grilled Cheese: anyone can make a grilled cheese but only black girl magic can get welfare cheese to melt.
9. Ghetto dog: Yes, a hot dog is a sandwich if it is boiled and served on a folded piece of white bread
8. Ham sandwiches: Must be eaten out of a bag at a different location than where it was made unless, of course, it is part of a lunch at Vacation Bible School
7. Chicken Sandwich: Not that Chik-fil-A bullshit. I’m talking about a fried chicken thigh on greasy bread with hot sauce and or hot sauce.
6. ‘mater sammich: Real niggas know.
5. Next Day sandwich: Made the day following Thanksgiving, cookouts or funerals. Simply pile all the leftovers on two pieces of bread.
4. Fried bologna sandwich: if you don’t:
A. slit your baloney and make it look like Pac-Man
B. Burn the edges
C. Use that balogna with red plastic that you gotta peel off...
I can’t fuck with you
3. Fish sandwich: Fried, straight out the grease. Again, bread must be greasy in the middle.
2. A Cookout Sandwich: The contents is determined by the uncle who works the grill. Simply get a paper plate, 2 pieces of “lite bread” and stand beside the grill.
Whatever comes off, you eat.
1. Peanut Butter & Jelly: The greatest sandwich of all time. It tastes like freedom, Christmas morning and the Holy Ghost. Its why Satan quit the choir and why Jesus wept.
I imagine white privilege feels like an after-sex PB&J with a correctly sweetened glass of grape Kool Aid
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