My kids are determined to make me watch a Fast & Furious movie, so, fine, which one is the best?
In return for my kids making me watch Fast Five, I'm making them eat peach pizza:
"Layers of locally grown peaches, roasted pork loin and mozzarella over an olive oil base with fresh arugula and a drizzle of balsamic reduction after bake."
The absolute best.
1. Paul Walker & Vin Diesel are dedicated to delivering this terrible dialogue in the most flat, affectless way possible. It almost seems like an aesthetic choice - a dedication to bad acting. Weirdly it works?
2. Gal Godot is in this!
3. The Rock has about 10X the charisma of any of the purported lead characters in this movie.
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