C-SPAN 1: Donald Trump resigns as President of the United States and takes Pence, Miller, and the rest of his minions with him; President Pelosi takes oath of office.
CNBC: Shocked anchors stutter as they have to announce the mass arrests of the architects of the *intentional* mortgage crisis of 2008.
C-SPAN 2: Press conference after press conference of members of Congress resigning because of illegal foreign campaign financial donations.
Fox News: WE ARE CURRENTLY HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES *beeeeeeeeeeep*
C-SPAN 3: Nothing but clips on repeat of Ruth Bader Ginsberg looking darts at Kavanaugh, Alito, and Thomas.
C-SPAN 4: Live feed of the prison cells of Manafort, Cohen, Stone, Alex Jones, Mike Flynn, George Nader, Steve Bannon, Stephen Miller, Donald Trump Jr...
The Obama Network: Tune in to hear Barack and Michelle Obama teach you things and explain world events with eloquence and class
C-SPAN Classic: Relive the best of the Trump Era with your favorite episodes of Sally Yates tearing Ted Cruz a new one, Comey saying "Lordy, I hope there are tapes," and Adam Schiff giving House Intel Republicans the Look of Death while saying, "You may think it's OK. I DON'T."
Comedy C-SPAN: Enjoy the biggest knee slappers of the Trump Era: Michael Cohen yelling "SAYS WHO?", Paul Manafort claiming Trump has no Russian oligarch ties, every Carter Page interview, Whitaker telling a Committee Chair his time is up - hosted by Joe Biden.
JusticeVision: A 24/7 network of nothing but the sentencing hearings of Mobsters, human traffickers, drug pushers, foreign agents, fraudsters, corrupt public servants. The crawl will feature YOUR tweets, pointing and laughing.
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