Sloth Mom 🦥 @CaseyExplosion Internet sloth, and gigantic nerd. Avatar by @skutchdraws banner by @LiquidAzalea. She/her. Streaming Tues/Wed/Thurs/Sun at: Aug. 30, 2019 1 min read

You know what fandom is the most insufferable? Billionaire stans. No you weird nerd, I don't care if your fave is a fan of Rick & Morty, he isn't going to give you attention.

Robber baron fandom is the worst.

Complaining about me dunking on billionaires only makes me wanna dunk harder.

If anyone wants me to say nice things about billionaires, they can pay me themselves for the privilege. I want 10 million. I'll praise Elon and call him daddy for that. He can afford it.

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