My therapist literally told me today "I don't think your mother understands how gay you are" and I just
I would take a bullet for my therapist what the fuck no one deserves him
This is almost as good as the time my therapist said of my ex "try direct communication next time, biiiitch" and when I pointed out his use of the ~B word~ he replied, "It was culturally competent, I stand by it, I would defend it."
Relevant detail: As I'm typing these tweets, I've noticed I'm literally covered in glitter and I have no idea why ??
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