All TV producers should be required by law to apply a filter to Trump so he's talking in a Donald Duck voice and then insist that it's just the way he sounds; it wouldn't solve any of our problems but it would enrage him and I really think it would take the edge off for us.
If you think this would be a bad idea, you haven't yet considered that once Trump begins his increasingly furious protest that his voice is being tampered with, inevitably it'll devolve to that apoplectic Donald Duck squabble-squawk and then we could all die of laughter.
Can someone please do this with his next speech, I will absolutely RT it.
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