Eric Garland+ Your Authors @ericgarland Intelligence analyst and advisor to CEOs and governments. I break down global events into clear narratives and appropriate profanity. Sep. 07, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

It’s a drydock.

Two dry-docks is a battalion. Three is a division.

Four dry-docks doesn't have a name - currently banned by the Geneva Convention.

Five dry-docks: Weapons of Mass Naval Destruction. Immediately triggers U.N. Security Council to outlaw your nation. Dry-docks must be launched into space (with non-Russian missiles, of course) toward the sun so they can't hurt people.

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