A.R. Moxon (Julius Goat) @JuliusGoat Novelist—THE REVISIONARIES coming 12/3/19 tinyurl.com/yxkldcx7 Newsletter: tinyletter.com/ARMoxon Blog: armoxon.com/ He/him Repped by @samroebuck Sep. 10, 2019 1 min read

Bolton was fired for having a booger in his mustache, is the unshakable belief I’ve decided to hold without evidence. Prove me wrong.

Think it through:

•Bolton has a mustache
•Bolton has a nose
•Boogers come from noses
•Mustaches go under noses

Do I really have to connect the dots here.

Some more evidence.

See THIS guy gets it.

We’re through the looking glass here people.

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