A.R. Moxon+ Your Authors @JuliusGoat Long past the age of maturity Author of THE REVISIONARIES Order: tinyurl.com/vdeohor Newsletter: tinyletter.com/ARMoxon He/him. Repped by @samroebuck Sep. 10, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

Bolton was fired for having a booger in his mustache, is the unshakable belief I’ve decided to hold without evidence. Prove me wrong.

Think it through:

•Bolton has a mustache
•Bolton has a nose
•Boogers come from noses
•Mustaches go under noses

Do I really have to connect the dots here.

Some more evidence.

See THIS guy gets it.

We’re through the looking glass here people.

You can follow @JuliusGoat.


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