Eric Garland+ Your Authors @ericgarland Intelligence analyst and advisor to CEOs and governments. I break down global events into clear narratives and appropriate profanity. Sep. 12, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

Netanyahu's intel operatives were apparently trying SIGINT operations against the US A FEW MILES FROM NSA HEADQUARTERS because stupid. 

In other news, Mobster who lets Black Cube, IDF's Harvey Weinstein Rape Victim Harassment Unit, operate out of IDF facilities, claims it's a "rogue" up...from Russia.

Yes, Bibi. It's a rogue MOSSAD Op.

You're the rogue. And apparently your operatives didn't know they sweep the White House daily, much less surroundings? Gotdamn you people are stupid.

@Dry_Observer, are flamin' scorpions on the endangered list yet?

"The World Wildlife Foundation has now declared flamin' scorpions a critically endangered species, as idiot global Mobsters pour them down their pants in furtherance of their global Mob takeover of democracy scheme." #SaveTheFlaminScorpions

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