Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter OB/GYN, appropriately confident, lasso of truth, Canadian Spice, I speak for no one but me. The Vagina Bible (bestseller! OMG). Jensplaining, NYT contributor. Sep. 13, 2019 1 min read

Today is the day my iPhone stopped autocorrecting fucking to ducking.

I was resigned to always having to correct my iphone to say fucking until I had a date with a man who had worked at Apple. Very nice man. Just didn’t work out. But he assured me if I typed fucking enough it would happen. 2.

I was like....dude. Do you know how many times I type fucking?? It looks like I have a duck fetish. I mean ME not typing fucking enough? 3

So we went on a date. And he brought out his iPhone and showed me. He said it just takes time. Up your game.
And so I have been typing fucking a lot more. And today, Friday the 13, 2019 I unlocked the real power of my iPhone.4

You know I HAD to go on a date with a man who got his iPhone to stop autocorrecting fucking to ducking. I admit, when he showed me right then and there in the restaurant I was very hot for him. And what happened? Right after he leaned across the table and kissed me! 5

There was def-in-ately some chemistry.
But a relationship is not built on iPhone secrets alone 😢
I make it a goal to learn 1 thing from everyone I have dated. Some are not as life enhancing as -> if you just type fucking enough you too can train your iPhone to swear! 7 fin


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